{"id":2003,"date":"2014-06-13T14:55:36","date_gmt":"2014-06-13T14:55:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bretandemily.com\/?p=2003"},"modified":"2014-12-21T10:58:26","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T10:58:26","slug":"the-worst-pub-in-cork","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bretandemily.com\/ireland\/?p=2003","title":{"rendered":"The worst pub in Cork"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday was a tough day.\u00a0 My 20 year old cat, Clawdia, has been on steep downward slide for the last week.\u00a0 We went to the vet yesterday afternoon and decided it was time to let her go.\u00a0 Here is a picture of her owning the couch back in Corvallis.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bretandemily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_1268.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2008\" src=\"http:\/\/bretandemily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_1268-764x1024.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_1268\" width=\"764\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bretandemily.com\/ireland\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_1268-764x1024.jpg 764w, https:\/\/bretandemily.com\/ireland\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_1268-1493x2000.jpg 1493w, https:\/\/bretandemily.com\/ireland\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_1268-624x835.jpg 624w, https:\/\/bretandemily.com\/ireland\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_1268.jpg 1936w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 764px) 100vw, 764px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Clawdia was named by parents because of her ninja-like ability to claw through even tough materials, like leather, with a single swat&#8230;\u00a0 although that same ability also led to her transformation to de-clawdia.\u00a0 She has been with me for the past 17 years.\u00a0 She moved with me eight times! So we criss-crossed the US a few times and she recently made it all the way to Ireland at 19.5 years old.\u00a0 She has been a wonderful companion (to me, she didn&#8217;t really like many other people until she was too old to care).\u00a0 Here are some pictures from the life and times of the Queen Bee:<\/p>\n<p>Old school&#8230;\u00a0 back in the days before wayne.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bretandemily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Comfort-R5-007-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2012\" src=\"http:\/\/bretandemily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Comfort-R5-007-2-1024x691.jpg\" alt=\"Comfort-R5-007-2\" width=\"1024\" height=\"691\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bretandemily.com\/ireland\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Comfort-R5-007-2-1024x691.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bretandemily.com\/ireland\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Comfort-R5-007-2-624x421.jpg 624w, https:\/\/bretandemily.com\/ireland\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Comfort-R5-007-2.jpg 1818w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Just after her giant mass, affectionately named Patricia, was removed.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bretandemily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_0379.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2006\" src=\"http:\/\/bretandemily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_0379-1024x764.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0379\" width=\"1024\" height=\"764\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bretandemily.com\/ireland\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_0379-1024x764.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bretandemily.com\/ireland\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_0379-2000x1493.jpg 2000w, https:\/\/bretandemily.com\/ireland\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_0379-624x466.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>hanging with Bret.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bretandemily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_0557.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2004\" src=\"http:\/\/bretandemily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_0557.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0557\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bretandemily.com\/ireland\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_0557.jpg 600w, https:\/\/bretandemily.com\/ireland\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_0557-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Practicing yoga.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bretandemily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_1129.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2005\" src=\"http:\/\/bretandemily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_1129-764x1024.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_1129\" width=\"764\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bretandemily.com\/ireland\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_1129-764x1024.jpg 764w, https:\/\/bretandemily.com\/ireland\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_1129-1493x2000.jpg 1493w, https:\/\/bretandemily.com\/ireland\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_1129-624x835.jpg 624w, https:\/\/bretandemily.com\/ireland\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_1129.jpg 1936w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 764px) 100vw, 764px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Her ritual, window-mediated chat with our chicken, Steve Holt.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bretandemily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/DSC_5478.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2007\" src=\"http:\/\/bretandemily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/DSC_5478-680x1024.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_5478\" width=\"680\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bretandemily.com\/ireland\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/DSC_5478-680x1024.jpg 680w, https:\/\/bretandemily.com\/ireland\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/DSC_5478-1328x2000.jpg 1328w, https:\/\/bretandemily.com\/ireland\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/DSC_5478-624x939.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 680px) 100vw, 680px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Helping me finish the edits to my dissertation.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bretandemily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_1357.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2010\" src=\"http:\/\/bretandemily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_1357-1024x764.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_1357\" width=\"1024\" height=\"764\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bretandemily.com\/ireland\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_1357-1024x764.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bretandemily.com\/ireland\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_1357-2000x1493.jpg 2000w, https:\/\/bretandemily.com\/ireland\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_1357-624x466.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Pretending she doesn&#8217;t like chubchub.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bretandemily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_1318.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2009\" src=\"http:\/\/bretandemily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_1318-1024x764.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_1318\" width=\"1024\" height=\"764\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bretandemily.com\/ireland\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_1318-1024x764.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bretandemily.com\/ireland\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_1318-2000x1493.jpg 2000w, https:\/\/bretandemily.com\/ireland\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_1318-624x466.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been going through all my pictures looking for this one picture that I know I have of her.\u00a0 It was taken early in the morning in my dining room in Corvallis.\u00a0 The light coming through the window was rosy and perfect and she is totally relaxed taking in the sunshine on the white carpet.\u00a0 I can almost hear her broken purr motor going just thinking about the picture.\u00a0 It is just the way I like to think of her&#8230; but I can&#8217;t find the picture anywhere.\u00a0 The same thing happened to me shortly after Wayno died.\u00a0 I took this stupid online quiz about what kind of animal my soul mate was.\u00a0 I got &#8221; a dog wearing sunglasses.&#8221;\u00a0 I remembered I had a picture of Wayne looking ridiculous with sunglasses on. I searched high and low for this picture,\u00a0 but I only just found it today.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bretandemily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_0350.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2011\" src=\"http:\/\/bretandemily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_0350.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0350\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bretandemily.com\/ireland\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_0350.jpg 600w, https:\/\/bretandemily.com\/ireland\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_0350-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I am sure the picture of Clawdia will come back to me just when I need it.\u00a0 Maybe people who read this can send a good thought her way today.\u00a0 She probably doesn&#8217;t deserve it from many of you, but do it for me anyway.\u00a0 Thanks.<\/p>\n<p>So&#8230;.\u00a0\u00a0 Long story short, I was in a tough place last night when we left the vet at 6:30.\u00a0 We were walking home and we decided to stop at a pub for a pint.\u00a0 As it so happens (actually all the time), there was a pub right in front of us, the Harp.\u00a0 Bret had previously spotted the Harp because it is right on his daily commute.\u00a0 At some point we googled it and found a review that described it as &#8220;the worst pub in Cork,&#8221; so that is actually how we have referred to it every time it has come up on the radar as a possible destination for the last five months.\u00a0 On a night like last night, the worst pub in Cork sounded like a fine destination.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bretandemily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2020\" src=\"http:\/\/bretandemily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-1024x764.jpg\" alt=\"photo\" width=\"1024\" height=\"764\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bretandemily.com\/ireland\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-1024x764.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bretandemily.com\/ireland\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-624x466.jpg 624w, https:\/\/bretandemily.com\/ireland\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo.jpg 1296w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>At first The Harp seemed a little lack-luster.\u00a0 Two big rooms, a lounge and a bar with a pool table.\u00a0 Lots of TVs, nothing special.\u00a0 Bret got us a round of Beamish and we sat at a table.\u00a0 Then, we made a new friend, Terry.\u00a0 He must have pegged us as newcomers, so he introduced himself.\u00a0 He asked us our name several times and got a serious hoot out of the fact we were trying to visit 52 pubs while in Cork.\u00a0 He tried to entice Bret into a game of pool, but realized he had to leave.\u00a0 It took him several attempts to actually leave.\u00a0 He came back once to deliver us a round of fruity, rum drinks in beer mugs that he had purchased for us.\u00a0 Yeah, I know&#8230; totally random.\u00a0 Maybe he thought we needed drinks that matched the pink of my bloodshot eyes.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bretandemily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/TheHarp.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2019\" src=\"http:\/\/bretandemily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/TheHarp-1024x575.jpg\" alt=\"TheHarp\" width=\"1024\" height=\"575\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bretandemily.com\/ireland\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/TheHarp-1024x575.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bretandemily.com\/ireland\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/TheHarp-2000x1124.jpg 2000w, https:\/\/bretandemily.com\/ireland\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/TheHarp-624x350.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Then he came back to let us know that it was a beautiful night and we should go to the back of the pub where we could smoke fags (first time we&#8217;d heard that expression here) and enjoy the outdoors.\u00a0 I thought maybe there was an outdoor &#8220;garden&#8221; which lots of pubs have.\u00a0 They are generally just outdoor smoking areas with tables and sometimes some shelter from the rain.\u00a0 Although, I came to the conclusion that Terry was really just talking about a parking lot. He gave up on the idea though when we told him we didn&#8217;t smoke.\u00a0 Then he came back and shook our hands one more time and asked us our names.\u00a0 Then he really left.\u00a0 It actually isn&#8217;t the worst pub in Cork.\u00a0 Every pub has its place.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday was a tough day.\u00a0 My 20 year old cat, Clawdia, has been on steep downward slide for the last week.\u00a0 We went to the vet yesterday afternoon and decided it was time to let her go.\u00a0 Here is a picture of her owning the couch back in Corvallis. 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